Garlic Storm

naturalambiguity:

travishl87:

The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

aww Santiago

mentalalchemy:

charlietimms:

Zheng Chunhui, a famous Chinese wood carver spent 4 years engineering this master piece from a single tree. Based on a famous Chinese painting “Along the River During the Quingming Festival” the carving echoes the daily life of the 12th century Chinese local. The level of detail is stunning!

Geez

atomicbees:

Off model characters again. I like experimenting with different shapes and things. These couple I was interested in making the faces more monstrous than true toucan like. 

spectigular:

A collaboration with a buddy as part of a series of prints I’ll be bringing down to San Diego Comic-con this week.  You can see more of his sick inks on his tumblr, Numbersstation.
If you’re around for the con, drop by the Sofawolf table (#1236) and say hello!

spectigular:

A collaboration with a buddy as part of a series of prints I’ll be bringing down to San Diego Comic-con this week.  You can see more of his sick inks on his tumblr, Numbersstation.

If you’re around for the con, drop by the Sofawolf table (#1236) and say hello!

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

Man Loses Ability To Park His Vehicle Properly

waterstreetnews:

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By Olivia Hill, Staff Reporter

[ATLANTA GA] An Atlanta man, Paul Banks, experienced a great deal of difficulty parking his vehicle today.  Reporters encountered him while he was assessing his most recent parking attempt. 

“It’s strange.  I’m usually pretty good at this.”  He told reporters, standing next to his vehicle which was double parked sandwiched diagonally between two other vehicles.

“This is the third time I’ve tried to get into this space.”  He explained to reporters.  

Mr. Banks handed reporters photographs of two previous attempts.  “I’m not even sure how that last one is possible.”  He told reporters as they appraised a photograph of Mr. Banks’ vehicle with two tires resting on the curb and halfway into a parking space that was clearly two small for his vehicle. 

Reporters asked Mr. Banks why he’d gone through the trouble of photographing his parking attempts and having those photographs developed as old-style paper photos. 

“Honestly, I don’t even remember those being taken.  I’m not sure why I have them.”  He explained.

Reporters thanked Mr. Banks for his time and left him to continue assessing his most recent attempt.

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ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

happiestbackslider:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

i don’t *gif* understand *gif* your accent *gif *gif*

dustgasm:

Corn.Salad.

dustgasm:

Corn.Salad.

hoodjab:

cagedlions:

I don’t know how your day is going, but you deserve to let this Ugandan children give you life.

I AM THE GIRL IN THE PINK

dustgasm:

Look what Sonya bought.

#SelfieThursday #DustinIHopeYoureProud #FuckYou

Woman’s Furniture Continues To Tip Over

waterstreetnews:

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By Olivia Hill, Staff Reporter

[LEXINGTON KY] After moving her belongings from her old apartment to a new one, Karina Webb discovered that her furniture would not stand upright in her new apartment.

“Every single piece of furniture tips over as soon as I leave the room.”  She explained to reporters.

Reporters observed several pieces of outdoor furniture falling over as Ms. Webb spoke. 

Reporters also observed that her apartment appeared to the screen-enclosed back porch of someone else’s home. 

“It worked fine when we picked it up from my old place.”  Ms. Webb said.  “It doesn’t seem to be damaged in a way that would cause it to fall over.”  She said. 

Reporters attempted to assist Ms. Webb in setting the furniture upright without success.

“I’ll probably just have to set up the furniture whenever I need to use it.”  She told reporters with a tone of resignation in her voice.  “There are worse things.”  She said. 

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i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was